"Wow, even the pumpkins are white."
“We shampoo it, we brush it, we trim it," she says of her car's locks.
Trump playing the panpipes? Check.
Offensive... or just some holiday humor?
The company said it retained a law firm to make Trump's plan as "time-consuming and expensive" as possible.
"You don’t expect to see something like that,” said one observer.
"What the hell?" is how the waitress reacted.
“I’m fully aware that people don’t think highly of pornographers,” she said.
This creature may have inspired legends of sea serpents.